Why do men die first

4月26日

* i got this post from suhu - who claimed he's getting cuter and cuter (out of point) - and i think its really good - at least i made me laugh and cant resist posting it on my blog at the wee hour where i should continue study or go to sleep to prepare for my big huge GENERAL ELECTIVE AA201 paper tml morning 9am*

Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.
But, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework,
you're a pansy.

If you work too hard,
there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough,
you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,
this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,
you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her,
that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you,
it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks,
it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet,
it's male indifference.

If you cry,
re a wimp.
If you don't,
you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her,
you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,
she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,
that's domination.
If SHE asks you,
it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear,
you're a pervert.
If you don't,
you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
you're sexist.
If you don't,
you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape,
you're vain.
If you don't,
you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers,
you're after something.
If you don't,
you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements,
you're full of yourself.
If you don't,
you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache,
she's tired.
If you have a headache,
you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often,
you're oversexed.
If you don't,
there must be someone else.

Men die first,
because they want to.

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Tim发表:

Well, I'm glad that you're upbeat and positive. It's great that you keep yourself busy too. Nothing is worse than being bored out of your mind because of not having anythign to do. So you have a job huh? sweet. I like jobs, it give you money and a something to do with yourself. I haven't been able to find any job that i like. I hate getting to go to work too, even though I dont start working until 10am.

It's great you get to see your silly brother this summer. dont worry, he hasn't changed much, I haven't seen him for the last 4 years either. But we talk often enough. And believe me, he STILL talks just as much as he used to, if not more, now that he has more to talk about.

You know, I used to think that my dad's family was so wonderful and warm and caring. Well, that perfect picture is shattered when my dad past away. I dont think it would ever be the same way it was. I am not the way I was. I'm cynical, and bitter, and sarcastic, and doubtful. I dont feel welcome and trusted in that side of the family, not among everyone anyway. I always have my guard up. It's a pity.

Dont worry, I know you and Tung, try to care for me. I appreciate it. I'm just a puppy with wounds :D.

Anyways, not the best thing to put this on the internet, but, you can always delete it right? I'm just too lazy to dig up your email address.

I hope you're doing well, other than being "busy like a bee". I think it's cheap for me to call you, so email me your phone number, I"ll call you one of these day. It'll be a while before we see each other again.

Take care.

VUVU

5 月 18 日

Tim发表:

hi chi gai, How often do you go visit my page? or do you just happen to remember my birthday huh? hhehehe dont feel bad if you dont, I barely remember yours. ok ok i dont. How you've been? you're going home this summer? I wish i could

anywho, hope you're happy, and healthy. a boyfriend yet? or still happily single?

5 月 17 日

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